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Sep. '20

Just so you know, I’ve changrd from panacea for the absent soul to ap0caholics-anonymous

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Jul. '23

library-seraph:

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me

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do you see

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well yes and no

#no thats amy lee lead singer of evanescence#the main character of my immortal is ebony darkness dementia raven way who looks a lot like amy lee#(AN if you dont kno who dat is get da hell out!)

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Jul. '23

beileil: “michals: “How I see it. [Dylan’s not evil, but the things he makes usually are.] ” @brattylikestoeat ”

beileil:

michals:

How I see it.

[Dylan’s not evil, but the things he makes usually are.]

@brattylikestoeat

24

Jul. '23

nudityandnerdery:

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I fucking swear….

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There was already a Black Mirror episode about why this was a bad idea! Ten years ago! It had Hayley Atwell!

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How the fuck can you say that and not think you’re a sci-fi villain?

Just… I’m so tired of this tweet being so accurate.

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(Source: Yahoo!)

24

Jul. '23

whetstonefires:

salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds:

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i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, ‘this is what Batman villain The Penguin’s dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.’

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Jul. '23

evapilled:

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nightmare blunt rotation

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Jul. '23

notallmensheviks:

neotenous-agency:

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I’ve never really looked at photos of Rasputin but they’re so unsettling he looks like the type of guy doing sinister shit in your nightmares

boy wait till you find out what he did

24

Jul. '23

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

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Jul. '23

slitherpunk:

do you understand me? love friendship violence blood girl

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Jul. '23

huffylemon:

tumblr should offer health insurance to its long time users

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Jul. '23

aromancy:

judasclementine:

arecaceae175:

breannasfluff:

dzamie:

teaboot:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

“Why don’t people recognize Link in TOTK” bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn’t bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like “Bake one of every pie”

Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn’t that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?

Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that’s wild

“Wouldn’t they recognize him bc he’s with Zelda” Everyone interacting with Zelda was like “Wow, the princess!! The princess who saved Hyrule is here, talking to us! Plus some guy with three sets of pronouns who’s building a bomb but more importantly The Princess!! Wow!!”

#zelda seemingly not having much gender fuckery abt her makes thrm funnier#thats zelda a pretty princess and her girlboyfriend pal soulmate across fates they/them/he/she/it guyALT

Zelda keeps coming across spare genders she doesn’t need and Link follows behind scooping them all up off the ground like a starving trash possum

Someone uses an unfamiliar pronoun around Zelda, and she hears the item pickup sound come from Link

Every time this comes across my dash it’s gotten better.

THIS

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Link loaned Zelda a set of he/him at one point and he called himself Sheik for about half a game.

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